We’ve all been there. We’re so used to jerking off to 4K videos online that we take them for granted. And we never prepare for the worst. I just came back from a trip to Alaska. It was a work trip, so I spent a lot of time in a cabin, waiting for field workers to retrieve data so that I could index it. And so, I spent a lot of time alone, in a small room in the Alaskan forest where it rained all day and all night. You can be sure that I wanted to catch up on some jerking off, which I can’t do as relaxed at home. But little did I know that even though we had an internet connection, the speed was crap. I couldn’t even watch videos on YouTube, let alone jerk off to ten tabs playing different porn scenes. So, I went back to the basics and remembered how we used to jerk off in the 90s with the dial-up connection on those rudimentary free porn pics sites. Here are my tips for a proper jerk-off session when the internet is slow.
Porn Pics
I feel like so many guys forget about porn pics these days. But at the same time, I couldn’t help but notice a rise in the popularity of free porn pic sites. And that makes me so happy. Jerking off to porn pics is a lot of art, and whoever can do it will attain a level of pleasure that is way more intense and personal than watching a movie. When you watch a scene, you let your mind be controlled by the screen. But porn pics will force you to imagine things that will train your naughty imagination. Also, the intensity of the self-loving act will be much more intense. Not to mention that porn pic sites these days have some incredible content. It’s no longer the nudes and POV shots of the 90s. It’s intricate galleries that tell a story or amazing ultra HD shots that will take you so close to the models on your screen. And porn pics load so fast.
GIFs
If you don’t have enough internet speed for videos, but you can’t jerk off to a porn pic yet, you should choose something from the middle. Because what’s a GIF if not the combination of a pornpic and a video. There are some GIF sites that are better than some porn tubes. They know how to put together collections of the best moments in porn. And some of them work just like TikTok, in the sense that they learn what you like and offer you an infinite scrolling experience through which you can please the specific kinks that interest you.
Erotica
Nothing loads faster than an erotica story. And with the erotica of today, you won’t need porn videos. Some of the sex stories that you can find online these days are way dirtier and kinkier than any videos from your favorite porn networks. That’s because the erotica medium is not putting a cap on the things that are possible. Niches such as cheating, cuckolding, and rough sex stories are so popular with both male and female readers. Not to mention all the fan fiction written about celebrities and famous characters from video games, TV series, or movies.
Offline Porn
One thing I recommend, and one thing I will do for myself, is download some of the porn that I like. I wasn’t prepared before my trip to Alaska. But now, they can send me into the desert under a rock. I already downloaded a couple of GB of great porn clips that I know will always make me cum. I’m sure you have your favorite porn videos out there. Track them down and download them. Make a hidden folder if you must. Just have some offline porn on hand for when the internet is slow or nonexistent.
